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Friday, March 31, 2006

durin social studies lesson today, mdm wee told us abt an incident t happened many yrs ago... when she was still in sec sch... the story begins with her fren lookin out of her window and saw an ambulance parkin... then all the paramedics come down frm the ambulance, carried a strecher and went away... a few mins later, they came back with something with a big hump on the strecher...













wat happen? lolx... mdm wee said tt there was this despo woman who went to had sex with her dog... and the dog's dick got stuck... hahaxxx... mdm wee was lyk, "poor dog..." lolx. and in order to save the woman, they had to put the dog to sleep... poor dog loh...

1st, got force to have sex with tt insane woman... 2nd his poor dick got stuck... lastly, he had to be put to sleep in order ro save the insane woman who was too desperate...

mdm wee then said if we dun believe, can go ask mdm fong... and dan and i did... hahax...

jus b4 chapel started, dan and i were walkin outside the hall... then we saw mdm fong... so dan asked her, "ni zhi dao na ge nu ren he na ge gou mah? (u noe abt tt woman and tt dog?)"... mdm fong ans "she mo nu ren he gou? (wat woman and dog?)"... then i said," na ge nu ren he gou zhe yang... (the woman and the dog lyk tt...)".... and i curl up up my left hand with a hole in the middle and use my left index finger to poke it in and out... hahaxx... then mdm fong was lyk, "orhhh..." hahahax...


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