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Friday, March 31, 2006

durin social studies lesson today, mdm wee told us abt an incident t happened many yrs ago... when she was still in sec sch... the story begins with her fren lookin out of her window and saw an ambulance parkin... then all the paramedics come down frm the ambulance, carried a strecher and went away... a few mins later, they came back with something with a big hump on the strecher...

wat happen? lolx... mdm wee said tt there was this despo woman who went to had sex with her dog... and the dog's dick got stuck... hahaxxx... mdm wee was lyk, "poor dog..." lolx. and in order to save the woman, they had to put the dog to sleep... poor dog loh...

1st, got force to have sex with tt insane woman... 2nd his poor dick got stuck... lastly, he had to be put to sleep in order ro save the insane woman who was too desperate...

mdm wee then said if we dun believe, can go ask mdm fong... and dan and i did... hahax...

jus b4 chapel started, dan and i were walkin outside the hall... then we saw mdm fong... so dan asked her, "ni zhi dao na ge nu ren he na ge gou mah? (u noe abt tt woman and tt dog?)"... mdm fong ans "she mo nu ren he gou? (wat woman and dog?)"... then i said," na ge nu ren he gou zhe yang... (the woman and the dog lyk tt...)".... and i curl up up my left hand with a hole in the middle and use my left index finger to poke it in and out... hahaxx... then mdm fong was lyk, "orhhh..." hahahax...

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Sunday, March 26, 2006

suppose to be swimmin now... but the sky seemed as though its abt to rain... haizzz... sadded. =(

The Retro Fever Ends @ 10:12 AM

Thursday, March 23, 2006

many many things hapened today... hahax... early in the mornig, as there wasn't any assembly, mrs lim came into our class... then when she said, "class, take out ur maths textbk...", we saw something behind her... everyone said in a slow slow manner, "mrs lim, there's something behond u..." mrs lim turn her head back slowly... hahax... it was a bee... mrs lim was lyk so scarred... she stood up and walk quickly (in order to save her face, she tried not to run. lolx) to the back of the class and called kairul to KILL the bee... but kairul only sweep the bee off the top of the white board... hahax... then the bee landed on the lights... kairul took the newspaper and threw at the bee... vinitha was sittin down, shakin her head... and wavin both hands... kairul threw the newspaper at the lights and it (newspaper + bee) landed right on vinitha's lap... lolx... vinitha was lyk damn scarred till she didn't dar to move until the bee went away... hahax...

durin maths lesson, dan and i had flu and mrs lim noe abt it... when she went into class, nicholas happen to sneeze and mrs lim got so paranoid tt she force all 3 of us down to take our temp... hahax... kai ting was lyk, "i also have flu..." lolx... all 4 of us were laughin when we walked out of class... tana asked me, "samuel, u sure u r sick?" i jus laughed... lolx... then at the general office, we had our temp. taken... only dan had fever... so while he talked to the staff at the general office, miss *froggy* came out and said, "y r all of u here?" nicholas ans," we r waitin for him..." then miss *froggy* said," one person fever, one person wait for him can alr..." so the 3 of us walked out of the general office... then she scolded us,"A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!" wtf! i-d-i-o-t-s... its not the 1st time she scolded me an idiot... shit her man... idiot, idiot... FROGS... ewwww.... >.<

*there's only one FAMOUS FROG in our sch... miss f** ... YUCK!

The Retro Fever Ends @ 6:07 PM

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

went to sakae after sch with jing si, sumin, reb, adriel, brain, li chuen, yan qin, jian wei, yue min... lolx... ate snails... hahax... taste raw... slimy and soft... lolx... ewww... taste funny... but still acceptable... hahaxx... went sakae to "celebrate" yan qin's bdae... lolx... tt's abt it... busy this few days... might blog abt shandong some time later... lolx...

The Retro Fever Ends @ 8:12 PM

Saturday, March 18, 2006

i'm home... abt 2 days ago... lolx... din not really had the time to blog... got to rush thru all the un-finished holz homewrk... need to write chi essay on the shandong trip also... lolx... will blog abt it tml... hahax...

went 4 tuition jus now... accordin to felicia, everyone in our class pass for english... but the eng teacher deducted our marks so tt the no. of ppl frm 3.5 who pass english will be more than the ppl frm 3.2 who pass eng... so now, many ppl fail english... wat shit man?! ppl say got some rumours abt 3.2 jus make it into express... really meh? -_-"

hate tt eng teacher man... keep comparin us... walao... we frm neighbourhood sch, he compare us with wat RI blah blah... siao. if i tt clever, still need him teach meh... he also quite useless... teach all the non-related stuff... compare compare... he's even lousier than my pri sch teacher loh... compare lah... useless bum... ex-model so wat? opps... hahahax...

The Retro Fever Ends @ 12:46 PM

Friday, March 03, 2006

exam's over... hahax. time to relax... flyin to china tml. and yes... i'm slpin in the same room as SEAN... its gonna be "fun". i'm so "lucky"... ahhh!!!!

chi was fun as usual... this time, all of us moved our tables to 2 str8 rows... lolx... then the ppl in the 1st row was lyk: if i wanna go pee pee how ah? (they didn't say 'pee pee'. they said go toilet...) lolx... then mdm fong came in asnd say she give exam paper alr will need to 'fei' to shandong le... then all of us kept askin her: huh, ni xian zai yao fei qu shandong ah? (huh, u flyin to shandong now?) hahax...

after sch, the shandong ppl had to meet mdm fong... while waitin 4 the others, mdm fong told kaiting, me and SEAN tt we won't be visitin the military camp this year... then SEAN was lyk: huh.... so i asked mdm fong if the military camp only got men... then she said yes... so i rowed my eyes to SEAN... then mdm fong rowed her eyes to SEAN and nodded her head... hahax...

oh ya, have to get the NAZI flag 4 nicholas... lolx... he's a horny bastard... keep askin 4 the infamous sex video... HORNY BASTARD... lolx... he kept disturbin SEAN durin art lesson and touch his pen... then SEAN cannot tahan alr "shout" to nicholas... GO AWAY LAH... in tt very girly voice... lolx... then nicholas and i kept laughin at SEAN... ewww...

god 'breast' me when i'm in shandong... lolx... mdm fong always say: may god breast you... the i will reply: ya... breast me... breast me... hehex... now, i may the god 'breast' me... really, really must 'breast' me... ahhh!!!!

The Retro Fever Ends @ 10:16 PM